Mace Irvine
A Mace Irvine is a guy who smells like old socks and thinks proboscis monkeys are the sexiest thing since sliced bread. He also loves putting on a strapon like it's the final level of a video game.
'Mace Irvine came to the party and brought his strapon. I almost cried.'
'He says he’s related to a proboscis monkey. I believe him. He’s got the foot fetish to prove it.'
'Mace Irvine walked in and I knew it was gonna be a long night. He brought his strapon and a banana.'