Mace in the Face

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A spiked ball that hits your face so hard it feels like your brain got run over by a truck. If you don't move, you're probably dead. If you do move, you're just sad.
The ball hit him so hard, he thought he was in a coma for a week.
She got maced in the face and screamed like a banshee.
He got hit in the face with a mace, and now he can't remember his own name.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who talks too much about stuff nobody cares about. He was on the radio for years, and now he's a lawyer. Still talks like he's on a talk show.
He rambled about the weather for 20 minutes straight.
He talked about politics like it was a debate between two kids.
He still says 'yo' like it's the 80s.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A face you make when someone says something stupid. It looks like you're trying to figure out why your life is so bad.
He looked at her like she just told him he was adopted.
She made that face when he said he was a vampire.
He made that face when he got told he was a failure.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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