Mace Bby
A walking, talking, glitter-filled miracle. They're the person who makes you forget your own problems, even when you're stuck in a bad relationship and your pants are still on backwards.
I was about to break up with my boyfriend, then Mace Bby sent me a message that said, 'He’s a fake person. Also, you look like a confused potato.'
She texted me during my break-up and sent me a picture of a dancing penguin. I cried in my pajamas.
Mace Bby texted me at 2am with a message that said, 'You’re the best. Also, your ex is a fake person.' I now have a new life goal.