Macduff
A fancy restaurant run by a loud, crazy old man with a temper and a face that looks like it was hit by a bus. Everyone who goes there either gets ripped off or is too dumb to notice.
"MacDuff’s is like a restaurant run by a lunatic with a face like a broken record.", @DumbDiner
"I paid $100 for a plate of meat and got a side of regret.", @RichOldMan4Life
"That place is so bad, even the waiters want to leave.", @DinerDoom