MacDowall
A person who thinks Scooby Doo is the only real mystery. They're always thinking about food and can't be bothered with real life unless they're being cuddled as the little spoon.
'Scooby Doo is smarter than you. I don't even need to talk to you.'
'I'm not talking. I'm eating. And I'm also thinking about cuddling.'
'If I'm not the little spoon, this conversation is over.'