MacDougall
A guy who tells stories that are so pointless they make you want to scream. He laughs at them like they're the funniest thing ever.
He told me a story about his toaster. It had 10 paragraphs and no punchline.
He told me a story about his grandma's cat. No one else laughed, but he did.
He told me a story about a sandwich. I left before he finished.