macdonalds bangs
when your hair is split down the middle, and your bangs look like the arches of a McDonald's. it stays that way because you either never wash your hair or you use so much gel it looks like you glued your bangs to your forehead.
My bangs look like the McDonald's logo, and my hair smells like a grease trap.
That guy’s hair is so bad, it looks like the arches of a McDonald’s that’s been sitting in a hot dog bun for a week.
She has bangs like the golden arches, and her hair is so greasy, it’s like it’s been fried in a deep fryer.