MacDiverr - Something you use to make a friend’s butt feel the pain when

Something you use to make a friend’s butt feel the pain when you’re angry and you don’t have anything else.

I used my mom’s ladle as a MacDiverr. It was heavy and it hurt.

I used my neighbor’s hose as a MacDiverr. It was cold and it shocked him.

I used my dad’s belt as a MacDiverr. It left a purple mark and a bruise.