MacDarby's Sign - A brown mess on your head. Caused by a glove full of poop ge

A brown mess on your head. Caused by a glove full of poop getting flung at you after a rectal exam.

I got hit with a glove full of poop. My head looks like a smelly pancake.

After my exam, my doctor threw a glove at me. Now I have a poop mess on my face.

The glove flew at me. Poop splatted on my forehead. I'm gonna be the talk of the lunch table.