My cousin said, ‘I’m cruising to maccy d’s because I need a burger and a McFlurry.’ He came back with a burger, a McFlurry, and a broken leg.

At school, my friend said, ‘I’m going to maccy d’s because it’s da best place 2 go wen cruising.’ He got a McFlurry and a detention.

I said, ‘I’m going to maccy d’s because it’s da best place 2 go wen cruising.’ I came back with a burger, a McFlurry, and a hangover.