Maccite
A Maccite is someone from Macclesfield who would rather argue about the meaning of life than do their homework.
That Maccite argued with the principal about whether or not ‘chav’ was a real word.
My brother’s a Maccite and he still thinks ‘chav’ is a type of homework.
That Maccite tried to convince the whole class that ‘chav’ was the best thing ever.