Macci Donaldi
Macci is like the trashy cousin of Mc. It's the part of the name that smells like old pizza and regret.
I went to Macci and got a Big Mac that tasted like a 20-year-old sock.
My mom took me to Macci and said it was a 'family tradition', which is code for 'I’m broke and this is the only place I know.'
I tried to impress my crush by saying I work at Macci. It didn’t go well.
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