Macchiogender
When you’re so obsessed with Ralph Macchio that you think you’re him. You use his name and any character he played as your pronouns. It’s like being a walking Karate Kid commercial.
"I’m not a girl, I’m a Macchiogender," she yelled at the mirror while doing the Cobra."
"Daniel is my new name," he told his mom during lunch."
"I’m transitioning to Ralph Macchio," he said, wearing a karate gi to work."
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