MacChala
A girl who talks behind your back, eats your lunch, and thinks she's the center of the universe. She'll be your best friend until someone gives her a better offer.
She said you were ugly behind your back, then posted a selfie with you like you were her new sidekick.
She took your last fries at lunch, then cried when she got a bad grade.
She laughed at your joke, then texted your crush that you were a total dork.