MacCeara
A human who used to answer messages like they were on a mission, but now they're so attached to their Mac that it's like the Mac is their ex and it won't let them go.
'I saw your message. I tried to reply. My Mac crashed. I cried.'
'You texted me at lunch. I didn't reply. I was too busy arguing with my Mac.'
'I got your message. I tried to reply. My Mac said no. I said no back.'