maccas worker
Maximus D. Raper is a maccas worker who talks like a confused raccoon on meth. Stay away from him or you'll get yelled at for no reason.
Why is he screaming at the fryer? I didn't even touch his coffee.
He called me a 'fryer-fart' in front of the whole crew.
He told me my order was 'the worst thing since the invention of ketchup.'