Maccas Internet
A fancy way of saying your internet is as bad as McDonald's. Used when your game lags so much it feels like you're playing with a broken toaster.
I'm on Maccas Internet. My game is slower than a snail on a Sunday.
Wendy's WiFi is like my brain on a Monday.
Burger King's internet is so slow, it took me 5 minutes to load a single character.