Macca's Hoe
A stupid, smelly, and fat chick who works at Macca’s. Her name is something like Lara, and she smells like old fries and bad breath. She’s the kind of girl who’d date a guy just because he’s too dumb to know better. She’s the sidekick who’d follow you to the toilet just to get a free biscuit.
'Lara? More like Lara the Lard. She’s the reason I’ve started eating less.'
'She’s so fat, she looks like she’s been hit by a burger truck and a biscuit.'
'She followed me to the toilet just for a biscuit. That’s not love, that’s a crime.'