Maccas Crawl
A stupid tradition where guys run around like headless chickens to visit every McDonald's in their state just to feel like real men. It’s for losers who think eating fries makes them tough.
I’m gonna do the Maccas Crawl or I’ll die in a ditch.
Bro, I skipped the Maccas Crawl and now I’m just a burger side.
If I don’t finish the Maccas Crawl, my mom is gonna feed me to the cows.