Maccaholic
A person who would rather fight a bear than miss a McDonald’s monopoly chance. They’re that hungry for the win.
I would fight a bear for a monopoly card. I’d probably lose, but I’d look cool doing it.
I had a dream about monopoly cards. I woke up and ate a Big Mac.
I took a bite of a fry and it felt like a monopoly card. I was euphoric.