maccade
MacCade is the friend who will get in trouble every day but still steals your snacks and gives you a hug. He's got a mouth full of swear words but a heart full of scrunchies.
He got caught stealing my scrunchie and said, 'I'll take it and I'll cuss you!', and then he gave me a hug.
He got sent to the principal's office but still texted me, 'I miss your snacks.'
He got in trouble again, but he brought me a bag of chips and said, 'I'll take your snacks and I'll take your life.'