MacBroke Air - A MacBook Air that costs more than your rent, and it still d

A MacBook Air that costs more than your rent, and it still doesn’t stop you from being broke.

I bought a MacBroke Air instead of paying my rent. Now I’m homeless and fancy.

My sister got a MacBroke Air and now she thinks she’s better than me. She’s not. She’s just broke.

The MacBroke Air is like a rich person’s toy, and I’m just the broke kid who bought it.