MacBook Amateur
A 2008 MacBook that looked like it came out of a tin can. It wasn’t bad, but when the MacBook Pro came out, it was like comparing a twig to a tree. The Pro had Firewire 800, an SD slot, and a keyboard that lit up like a neon sign. The Mighty, Mighty Adam B. called it a ‘MacBook Amateur’ because it was basically a baby laptop.
This MacBook Amateur is so weak it can't even hold my coffee.
I got a MacBook Amateur and it cried when I opened it.
I tried to use my MacBook Amateur and it shut down like it was scared of me.