MacBook Air 11'
Apple's version of a toy laptop. It's so slow, it would make a snail look fast. But it's like a superhero when it comes to surviving things. You can hit it with a hammer and it won't cry.
My laptop took 10 minutes to open a single file. I almost cried.
It survived my brother's attempt to crush it with a brick. I'm impressed.
Tried to run a game and it lagged like it had never heard of speed.