MacBook Air 11'
A piece of garbage that Apple made just to get money fast. It's so bad, it's like watching a horror movie every time you use it. But it's basically indestructible, so it's like the least of your problems.
I tried to open a single app and it took forever. I felt my soul leave my body.
Dropped it in the toilet and it still works. I'm confused.
It's like using a donkey to do math. Slow, but stubborn.