macboner - When someone gets a boner and smells like a trash can becaus

When someone gets a boner and smells like a trash can because they're bragging about Apple stuff like it's the end of the world.

'This iPhone is so good, it's like I'm getting a raise every time I use it.'

'You're living in the past, and I'm living in the future with my iPhone 1000 Pro Max Ultra X.'

'This MacBook is so fast, it could outrun a cheetah in a sprint.'