MacBauer
MacBauer is when Jack Bauer and MacGyver had a fight over who had the better mullet and then merged into one being that can beat up the universe with a paper clip and a really bad attitude.
I saw MacBauer in the hallway and he turned my pencil into a laser and said ‘you’re gonna get a detention’.
My sister drew MacBauer on her math test and got a 100% because the teacher said he would punch the test if it wasn’t perfect.
My friend texted MacBauer and got a photo of him holding a bomb and a hairpin with the message ‘You’re lucky I’m not mad.’