MacBauer
MacBauer is like the worst nightmare of your math teacher and your gym teacher having a baby. That baby has a mullet and can fix anything with a paper clip and a curse word.
My dog saw MacBauer and ran away screaming. He was too scared to eat his dinner.
I texted MacBauer and he replied with a selfie and a flaming toaster.
My dad said MacBauer is the reason why the sky is blue and why my math homework is always wrong.