macau
Macau is a place where the Portuguese basically stole land from China and kept it for like 400 years. Now it’s rich and full of casinos. Some people call it Las Vegas of the East because it’s got more gambling than a drunk uncle at a family reunion.
I’m gonna retire in Macau. All I need is a slot machine and a free drink.
Macau is like a casino version of a vacation. You come in, you leave broke, and you think it was worth it.
Why does Macau have so many casinos? It’s like the whole city is one big poker game.