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A person who gets called every name in the book but thinks they're the only one who matters. They judge people like it's their job, but they'll still take your dumb idea if it helps them.
"You're the worst, the best, the only one, and still a failure," he said, then stole my pizza.
She called me a donkey, a genius, and a hot mess, but still took my last soda.
He yelled at me for 10 minutes, then asked if I wanted to join his secret club.