Macass
A guy who acts like a complete idiot, eats floor gunk like it’s gourmet, and is taller than a basketball player.
He ate a pizza crust off the floor and called it 'artisanal.'
He fell into a puddle and said, 'This is just nature’s way of giving me a spa day.'
He was 6 foot 5 and still tried to fit into a kids’ size shirt.