macarthur
This guy is so American he probably was born in a flag. He wears sunglasses like they're a birthright and can nuke entire countries just for fun.
"MacArthur would nuke your house just to prove a point.", @AmericanDad
"He’s so American, he’s got a corn pipe and a flag tattoo.", @PatriotGuy
"That man is so American, he once yelled 'I shall return' at a sandwich.", @USHistoryGeek