Macaroonxx
A person who thinks they’re a macaron but is just a mess. They laugh at your problems and save every dumb screenshot you send. Also called Mac, MacBook, or the guy who takes your order at McDonald’s and hates your life.
'Bro, why did you save that photo of a dog wearing a hat?' 'Because it’s the future.'
'Mac, why are you eating a macaron at 3 a. m.?' 'I’m trying to be a macaron.'
'You still work at McDonald’s?' 'I work at McDonald’s.'