Macaronus
Macaronus is the word you use when you're trying to be smart and you don’t want to say macaroni. It’s like you’re trying to impress someone. But you’re not.
I tried to impress my crush by saying macaronus. She said I was weird.
My teacher asked what a macaronus was. I said it was a macaroni. She didn’t believe me.
I told my friend I was eating macaronus. He said I was lying. I was.