Macaronimoma
A woman who’s got looks and a pot, and she uses both to cook the best macaroni you’ve ever had.
"She’s a macaronimoma, and I’m just a side dish.", My neighbor at the potluck
Post: "My wife is a macaronimoma, and I’m just here to eat."
DM: "You’re a macaronimoma, and I’m your biggest fan."