Macaroni Penis Disease - This disease is like having your penis stuck in a macaroni m

This disease is like having your penis stuck in a macaroni machine. It’s painful and it doesn’t stop until you eat real food.

My penis is stuck in a macaroni machine and it’s not coming out.

I got Macaroni Penis Disease from eating too much instant noodles and not enough veggies.

My friend’s penis is like a macaroni conveyor belt.