macaroni noises - The sound of a noodle being tortured in a pot, like a tiny,

The sound of a noodle being tortured in a pot, like a tiny, wet grandma getting a foot massage.

My friend said it’s like my dog’s butt after a long run.

I told my dad it’s like his prostate getting yelled at.

My sister said it’s like a soggy pizza crust getting stepped on.