Macaroni Kink - When you're so into macaroni and cheese you'd rather have se

When you're so into macaroni and cheese you'd rather have sex with it than your girlfriend.

I said I'd rather sleep with a bowl of macaroni and cheese than my girlfriend. She left me.

I took my dog to the movies. We watched a romantic comedy about macaroni and cheese.

I proposed to my macaroni and cheese. It said no.