macaroni in a boat
When you try to put your foot in an old woman’s snatch and it feels like you're wading through a lake of macaroni that’s been trampled by a herd of elephants.
My uncle did it and said he felt like he was in a macaroni war.
She laughed so hard she had to sit down and eat a sandwich.
He said he got a foot full of macaroni and a face full of shame.