Macaroni Boy
A guy who gets off on macaroni like it's the last meal before prison. He shoves his meat in a bowl of noodles, rubs cheese like it's glitter, and jacks off to a mountain of pasta.
I ate macaroni for breakfast and got a hard-on. I don’t know what that means.
I tried to make macaroni and cheese and it turned into a sexual experience.
My roommate is a Macaroni Boy. He eats pasta like it’s a job.