macaroni bomb
When someone gets so f***ed up during a kiss that a whole bag of macaroni goes everywhere like it was a f***ing accident.
My girlfriend and I were making out and she knocked over the macaroni box. It spilled all over the floor. I looked like a f***ing mess.
During a kiss, my friend knocked the macaroni box over. It went everywhere. It was like a macaroni tsunami.
I was so into the kiss that I spilled the whole box of macaroni. I looked like a f***ing macaroni lover.