Macarina
A place where your hopes get a facepalm and your joy gets a slap on the back. It’s like the Promised Land, but it’s also a dumpster fire you somehow still believe in.
'Macarina is where my dreams got a wedgie and my happiness got a standing ovation.'
'I live in Macarina, and I don’t know if it’s real or if I just got high and took a nap.'
'Macarina is the only place where my mom’s cooking is considered gourmet.'