MacAllen
A MacAllen is a tall, good-looking guy with zero man parts. He acts like a diva, tells dumb jokes, and flirts with everyone. He’s not gay, he just likes showing off.
"Bro, you’re a MacAllen? I’ve seen better dicks in a chicken nugget.", @LilBrixx
"He’s like a walking punchline. I can’t take it.", @JokeMaster420
"He tried to flirt with my mom. I cried.", @DadJokes2000