Macalla Kat
A woman so beautiful your friends think you're crazy, your mom thinks you're lying, and your dog thinks she's a god.
My friend said I was crazy for talking about a Macalla Kat, so I showed him a picture.
My mom thinks I'm lying when I say I met a Macalla Kat, so she keeps calling me to check up on me.
My dog barked at a Macalla Kat for an hour like she was a god or something.