Macalia
a girl who is totally awesome, but also has a huge crush on potatoes. She will never betray you, even if you call her a potato and say she’s ugly.
She threatened to throw me out of her window when I called her a ‘boring potato.’
She cried when I ate her last potato chip.
She texted me at 1 a. m. because she was eating potatoes and needed someone to laugh with.