macademia nut
A human who thinks he’s smart because he can read a whole book and still can’t explain why he failed his math test. He’s like a shell that’s full of dust and no brains.
He tried to explain ‘epic’ to me. I said, ‘You’re epic. You’re also a walking disaster.’
He tried to write a poem. It was just a list of words that didn’t make sense. I called it ‘The Tale of the Confused Bookworm.’
He told me he could read a whole book in one day. I said, ‘Cool. Can you read a whole book in one hour?’ He said, ‘No. But I can read a whole book in one day.’