macadawg
A sad sack who thinks he's a king because he wears Axe and says 'Do you dance?' to every woman. He gets rejected so hard it's like a royal decree.
'Do you dance?' Macadawg asked a girl. She said 'No, I box.'
Macadawg tried to mack on a gym teacher. She made him do 50 push-ups.
Macadawg said 'Do you dance?' to a girl. She said 'I dance, and I dance hard.'