Macachu
A slob who eats like a pig, talks like a robot about Pokémon, and thinks going to McDonald's is the same as going to a church.
'I just spent $15 on nuggets and a soda. That's my offering to Pokémon.'
'I don't need friends. I have Pokémon and a Happy Meal.'
'If I don't eat a Big Mac, I can't catch a Pikachu.'