Macabation
When someone can't stop fapping to their new iMac or Mac because it's like the most glorious thing they've ever seen and they're too dumb to realize they're acting like a complete idiot.
I just paid $2000 for a Mac and now I’m crying in the corner because it’s perfect.
My friend bought a Mac and now he talks to it like it's his ex.
I'm so obsessed with my Mac I eat my cereal out of it.