MAC-wack-it
A MAC user who turns their laptop into a portal for endless porn and self-pleasure
My neighbor’s laptop is always open to Pornhub during lunch breaks. He’s a full-time MAC-wack-it.
She only logs into her MAC to watch porn and eat a Big Mac. It’s a combo platter of sins.
He got fired because he was watching a Big Mac being eaten on YouTube while jerking off at work.